Moths Gone Wild

Funeral Page

This is the funeral page of Caiden Modesta, a mediocre mothman janitor who tragically died of being locked in a box that explodes when you open it.

Nobody could have predicted that this would happen.

After the incident, most of Caiden's body parts were recovered, and were stapled back on to his torso so he could be given an open casket funeral.

Funeral service was held by Veranthe Verllion, the courageous Moth? Head of Personnel on duty that shift, who dared to attempt Caiden's rescue from his dire fate.

None of Caiden's friends and colleagues attended the funeral, except Caesar Starseeker, who bumped into Caiden from time to time, but never really knew him well.

Caiden's living relatives were not present at the funeral, as they were not notified of his death.

In alignment with ancient janitor tradition, Caiden's corpse was adorned with a scattering of dust, to commemorate that which he loved most in life: cleaning.

Veranthe Verllion gave a truly inspirational speech, which left those in attendance with tears in their eyes and a sense of loss in their hearts.

A traditional song of the janitors was also performed beautifully by the Moth?

The song was so beautifully sung that all those in attendance were left speechless, with no parting words to give.

In accordance with janitor tradition a bunch of random trash was thrown into the casket, alongside the company issued equipment which he did not own. Caiden's co-worker Rosie Roachmann was fined for the misuse of company property.

After the funeral, the casket with Caiden's body and all the trash was loaded into the chapel mass driver and fired directly at a neighboring Cybersun facility, damaging their solar panels.

Everyone cried, and promptly forgot about Caiden Modesta after about twenty minutes, as he was just a mediocre mothman janitor who nobody really knew.